idle state — embroidered caps, dad hats, beanies & t-shirts
Wearable warning labels for the chronically self-aware. UK streetwear with funny embroidered slogans.
All products
- [ i ] small logo - vintage cap
- [ idle ] - vintage logo cap
- [ idle ] Back logo vintage cap
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ corduroy hat
- 365 buttons - beanie
- 365 buttons - vintage cap
- 6 7 - beanie
- 6-7 - vintage cap
- bear mode ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ corduroy hat
- becoming - vintage cap
- bet - beanie
- bet - vintage cap
- bet on yourself - beanie
- bet on yourself - vintage cap
- beta version - vintage cap
- big love energy ❤ corduroy hat
- bonus round - beanie
- bonus round - vintage cap
- brain rot free - beanie
- brain-rot free - vintage cap
- cardiac event ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ corduroy hat
- champagne - vintage cap
- corporate npc - vintage cap
- corrupted save file - vintage cap
- currently unavailable - beanie
- currently unavailable - vintage cap
- daddy - beanie
- daddy - vintage cap
- damaged but hot - beanie
- damaged but hot - vintage cap
- deal with it (⌐■_■) corduroy hat
- deeply anxious - beanie
- deeply anxious - vintage cap
- delulu - beanie
- delulu - vintage cap
- drop it like its hot ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ corduroy hat
- early retirement - beanie
- early retirement - vintage cap
- even baddies get saddies - beanie
- even baddies get saddies - vintage cap
- feral little guy ₍^. .^₎⟆ corduroy hat
- final boss (monday) - vintage cap
- final boss monday - beanie
- fuck off - beanie
- fuck off - vintage cap
- ghosting vibes only - beanie
- ghosting vibes only - vintage cap
- graphics settings low - vintage cap
- i don't know i'm just a potato - vintage cap
- i don't work here - beanie
- i don't work here - vintage cap
- i dont know im just a potato - beanie
- i'm fine - beanie
- i'm fine - vintage cap
- i'm married - beanie
- i'm married - vintage cap
- ick free zone - beanie
- ick-free zone - vintage cap
- idle state logo sticker
- it's complicated - vintage cap
- it's fine - vintage cap
- it's giving - vintage cap
- its complicated - beanie
- its fine - beanie
- its giving - beanie
- let me cook - beanie
- let me cook - vintage cap
- love - vintage hat
- low battery - beanie
- low battery - vintage cap
- low power mode - beanie
- low power mode - vintage cap
- lucky charm ♣ corduroy hat
- mentally afk - beanie
- mentally AFK - vintage cap
- mommy - vintage cap
- muted - beanie
- muted - vintage cap
- no cap - beanie
- no cap - vintage cap
- no context - beanie
- no context - vintage cap
- not a dj - beanie
- not a dj - vintage cap
- not an artist - vintage cap
- not who i was - beanie
- not who i was - vintage cap
- npc - beanie
- npc - vintage cap
- offline today - beanie
- offline today - vintage cap
- og vibes only - beanie
- og vibes only - vintage cap
- out of bandwidth - beanie
- out of bandwidth - vintage cap
- out of mana - beanie
- out of mana - vintage cap
- out of office - beanie
- out of office - vintage cap
- overpriced headware - beanie
- overpriced headware - vintage cap
- ping 999ms - beanie
- ping: 999ms - vintage cap
- player 1 - beanie
- player 1 - vintage cap
- player 2 - beanie
- player 2 - vintage cap
- player 2 disconnected - beanie
- player 2 disconnected - vintage cap
- plot twist - beanie
- plot twist - vintage cap
- professional over thinker - beanie
- professional over thinker - vintage cap
- read only - beanie
- read only - vintage cap
- rent free - beanie
- rent free - vintage cap
- respawning - beanie
- respawning... - vintage cap
- seen - vintage cap
- server full - beanie
- server full - vintage cap
- side eye (≖_≖ ) corduroy hat
- skip cutscene - beanie
- skip cutscene - vintage cap
- slay all day - beanie
- slay all day - vintage cap
- soft launch - beanie
- soft launch - vintage cap
- solvem probler - beanie
- solvem probler - vintage cap
- still processing - beanie
- still processing - vintage cap
- sus society - beanie
- sus society - vintage cap
- talentless but connected - beanie
- talentless but connected - vintage cap
- too old for this - beanie
- too old for this - vintage cap
- touch grass - beanie
- touch grass - vintage cap
- trying my best - beanie
- trying my best - vintage cap
- unhinged hug ⊂(◉‿◉)つ corduroy hat
- unread message - beanie
- unread message - vintage cap
- very demure - beanie
- very demure - vintage cap
- vibe check - beanie
- vibe check - vintage cap